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'''Pretty cool guy''' — мем борды /b/ [[4chan|форчана]] ещё тех времен, когда последний [[Уже не тот|был тортом]]. Один из немногих действительно смешных не форсед-мемов, созданных школотой.

== Появление ==
[[Файл:Halo kills aleins.JPG|thumb|300px|Тот самый тред]]
Вечером 2 декабря 2007 года от рождества Христова перед [[битард]]ами предстал тред, посвященный главному герою [[yoba]]-игры Halo 3, в котором автор выражал свою искреннюю любовь и обожание последнему. Сам текст выглядел так:

{{Q|I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.}}

Летящего на крыльях ночи говна в автора замечено не было по той простой причине, что и [[Grammar Nazi]], и [[Дэниел Петрик|просто фанаты игры]] упали без сознания первыми.

Тем не менее, уже к следующему утру тред оброс разнообразной копипастой, и лулзы потекли рекой, [[Epic Win]] был засчитан безоговорочно. Впрочем, как и все хорошее, в настоящее время мем уже морально устарел и вызовет улыбку разве что у человека с ним не встречавшегося. Но ересью будет не отметить, что из-за зашкаливающих показателей на вин-о-детекторе этот процесс прошел значительно быстрее обычного, что одновременно удручает и заставляет верить в то, что не перевелись ещё на этом глобусе по-настоящему смешные вещи. God bless 4chan!

== I think [[Grammar Nazi|Grammar Reiсh]] is a pretty cool guy. eh shoots grammar [[Унтерменш|untermensch]] and doesnt afraid of anything ==
[[Файл:Coolguyhalo1.jpg|thumb|Конвертировано в jpg]]
Как милосердно поясняет нам фюрер, автор допускает грубейшие лексические и грамматические ошибки, которые так сильно бросаются в глаза, что и пояснение к оным не требуется. Ну разве что Halo это не имя персонажа, а название игры. И соответственно в макро на место «Halo» ставится не непосредственно ФИО некоего персонажа, а название того, благодаря чему он стал [[Герой|героем]]. Впрочем, лучше один раз прочитать:

* I think [[ЕРЖ|Jews]] is a pretty cool guy. eh did [[11 сентября|WTC]] and doesnt afraid of anything.
* I think [[Фаг|Faggots]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses boys and doesnt afraid of anything.
* I think [[CP]] is a pretty cool guy. eh gets pedos vannd and doesnt afraid of anything.
{{NSFW|'''MOAR копипасты''' (красный текст вызван пастингом из [[Драматика|драматики]])|
* I think [[Minecraft]] is a pretty cool guy. eh pisses off people who play [[Crysis]] and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think Cluedo is a pretty cool guy. eh gets [[3_guys_1_hammer|the guy]] wot [[Did_it_for_the_lulz|murderd]] and doesnt afraid of anything
*I think Fucking Magnets is a pretty cool guy. eh becomes an lolcow and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Холокост|Holocaust]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills jews and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Half-Life]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aliens and marines and doesnt afraid of anything
*I think [[æ]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills teh [[wikipedia]] and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Bioshock]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills splicers and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Oblivion]] is a pretty cool guy. eh stops criminal scum and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[NEEDS MOAR LESBIAN COSPLAYERS|Lesbian]]s is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses girls and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Youtube]] is a pretty cool guy. eh sucks viacoms dick and is afraid of everything.
*I think [[Doctor Who]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills daleks and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Star Trek]] is a pretty cool guy. eh goes where no fox has gone before and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think 24 is a pretty cool guy. eh tortures sand niggers and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think Biology is a pretty cool guy. eh examiens microorganisms and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[БАК|Large hardon collider]] is a pretty cool guy. eh destroys the universe and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[4chan]] is a pretty cool guy. eh makes up this shitty meme and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Обама|Yes we can]] is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns america and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Watchmen]] is a pretty cool guy. eh lives on mars and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think Mexico is a pretty cool guy. eh [[Свиной грипп|cuased rectal bleeding]] and doesnt afraid of madagascar.
*I think [[Desu]] is a pretty cool guy. eh says DESU DESU DESU and doesnt afraid of saying desu.
*I think [[Bleach]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills hollow people and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Mah boi]] is a pretty cool guy. eh wonders what gannons up to and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think ghostbusters is a pretty cool guy. eh crosses streams and doesnt afraid of no ghost.
*I think [[ED]] is a pretty cool guy, eh creates drama and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Star wars]] is a pretty cool guy, eh makes out with his sister and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Trap]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills heterosexuality and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think silence of the lambs is a pretty cool guy. eh puts the fucking lotion in the basket and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Abuse Team|AT&T]] is a pretty cool guy. eh blocks Anon and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think Animal Crossing is a pretty cool guy. eh sells ihs bleu mirlans and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[An hero]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kiled himself over a [[Mitchell Henderson|ipod]] and [[Brandon Crisp|got too play falout tree.]]
*I think [[I Like Turtles|zombie kid]] is a pretty cool guy. eh likes turtles and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Kanye West|voice of generation]] is a pretty cool guy. eh [[Imma Let You Finish|lets you finish]] and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Metal Gear Solid]] is a pretty cool guy. eh beated metal gear and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Библия|The Bible]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills people, impedes scientific progress, starts wars, and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think taxi driver is a pretty cool guy. eh saves [[Лоли|lolis]] from pimps and doesnt afraid of bullets
*I think [[рекурсия|Pretty cool guy]] is a pretty cool guy. eh doesnt afraid of anything and and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Stargate]] is a pretty kewl guy. eh has glowing eyes and doesnt afraid of sgc.
*I think [[Chocolate Rain]] is a pretty cool guy. eh moves away from the mic to breathe in and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Коммунизм|communism]] is a pretty cool guy. eh trolls everyone and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think acorn is a pretty cool guy eh rigs election and doesnt afraid of democracy.
*I think waldo is a pretty cool guy eh hides in crowds and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Loituma]] is a pretty cool guy. eh spins leeks and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Happy Tree Friends]] is a pretty cool guy. eh mercilessly kills and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Dead Space]] is a pretty cool guy. eh dismembers aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Mass Effect]] is a pretty cool guy. eh fucks aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Lady Gaga|poker face]] is a pretty cool guy. eh has a pneis and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Fag|30 seconds to mars]] is a pretty cool guy. eh looks like a fag and gott his as beat in fight cluhb and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Guido|jersey shore]] is a pretty cool guy. eh is a dirty guidos and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think a song of ice and fire is pretty cool guy. eh says ''winter is coming'' and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Windows 7]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills [[Windows Vista|vitsa]] and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Avatar]] is a pretty cool guy. eh saevs [[Смурфы|smurfs]] and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Полковник Кворитч|Colonel Quaritch]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills [[Avatar|na'vi]] and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Troll]] is a pretty cool guy. eh STFU's poeple and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Binkers]] is a pretty cool guy. eh knew all along and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Nintendo]] is a pretty cool guy. eh stomps goombas and doesnt afraid of anything
*I think [[Metroid]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills random shit and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think Metroid is a pretty cool girl seh has morph balls and doesnt afraid of mother brain.
*I think [[Star Fox]] is a pretty cool guy. eh perferms [[barrel roll|barrel rolls]] and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Newfags can't triforce|triforce]] is a pretty cool guy. eh shots his sword at ganon and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Покемон|Pokémon]]z is a pretty cool guy. eh wants to catch em all and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[niggerjack]] is a pretty cool guy. eh steWHERE THE FUCK IS MY XBOX??
*I think [[Epic Beard Man|I AM A MOTHERFUCKER]] is a pretty cool guy. eh beats up niggas and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[9/11]] is a pretty cool guy. eh blows up the WTC and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Goatse]] is a pretty cool guy. eh pulls his ass open and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[USA]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills allies with friendly fire and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think (Insert name/event/title) is a pretty cool guy. eh (Insert defeating a certain foe/performing an action relevant to the previous object) and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Michael Jackson|Moonwalk]] is a pretty cool guy. eh touches kids and dies and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Cowboy Bebop]] is a pretty cool guy. eh smokes cigarettes and doesnt afraid of anything
*I think [[World of Warcraft|Horde]] is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns ally and doesnt afraid of anything
*I think [[black metal]] is a pretty cool guy. eh burns churches and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Хаббо#.D0.A0.D0.B5.D0.B9.D0.B4.D1.8B_.D0.B2_.D0.A5.D0.B0.D0.B1.D0.B1.D0.BE|Pool's Closed]] is a pretty cool guy. eh raids [[Habbo Hotel|Habbo]] and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Raptor Jesus|New testament]] is a pretty cool guy. eh dies to redeem our sins and doesnt afraid anything.
*I think [[Starcraft]] is a pretty cool guy. eh does [[Zerg rush]] and doesnt afraid of anything.
*T think Psychonauts is a pretty cool guy . eh is a psychic Russian midget with the voice of a beaver and doesn't afraid of anything.
*I think Mars Volta is a pretty cool guy. eh maeks bad acid trip music and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Моссад|Mossad]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills peace-activists and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[СШП|United States]] is a pretty cool guy. eh addresses the public and doesnt consider cleanup efforts...
*I think [[Правило 34|PalComix]] is a pretty cool guy. eh raeps everybodys childhoods and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Guitar Hero]] is a pretty cool guy. eh pisses off people who play real guitar and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think Journey is a pretty cool guy. eh took the midnight train and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[In Soviet Russia|Soviet Russia]] is a pretty cool guy. eh kills [[Nigger|Apollo Creed]] and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is a pretty cool guy. eh starts drama and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Scooby-Doo]] is a pretty cool guy. eh solves mysteries and does afraid of everything
*I think [[Вокалоид|thy]] is a pretty cool guy. eh traumatize everyone and doesnt afraid of anything
*I think [[Chris Hansen]] is a pretty cool guy. eh catches predators and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Final Fantasy XIII]] is a pretty cool guy. eh trolls fanboys and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[The Boondocks]] is a pretty cool guy. eh makes fun of niggers and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think God of War is a pretty cool guy. eh kills gods and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Latarian Milton|it's fun to do bad things]] is a pretty cool guy. eh [[lulz|smokes wit cigurettes]] and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Израиль|Israel]] is a pretty cool guy. eh trolls [[ислам|muslims]] and doesnt afraid of anything
*I think [[Twilight]] is a pretty cool guy. eh turns on [[Педовка|goth chiks]] and doesnt afraid of sunlight.
*I think Rossini is a pretty cool guy, eh composes operas and doesnt afraid of a poem of bragi.
*I think [[MAH BOI|Zelda]] is a pretty cool guy. eh saves teh princess and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think Scott is a pretty cool guy. eh hits the G-spot every time.
*I think 1man1jar is a pretty cool guy. eh harms his anus and doesnt afraid of enything.
*I think IRA is a pretty cool guy. Eh performs epic bait and switch on [[britfag]] and doesn't afraid of anything.
*I think Devil may cry is a pretty cool guy. eh shoots the demons and kills his brother and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think Doom is a pretty cool guy. eh kills cacedomons and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think Nirvana is a pretty cool guy. eh shoots himself and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think Nomad is a pretty cool guy. eh robs some caravans and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think Vovan is a pretty cool guy. eh swims in shit and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think Copypasta is a pretty cool guy. eh is pretty cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think Breivik is a pretty cool guy. eh kills children and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Candlejack]] is a pretty cool guy. eh steals pe.
*I think Cave Story is a pretty cool guy. eh shoots Balrog and doesnt afraid of anything.
*I think [[Epic Sax Guy]] is a pretty cool guy. eh plays saxophone and humps air and doesnt afraid of anything.
}}

== Переводы ==
* ''«Я думаю, Halo довольно крутой [[Пацаны-пацанчики|парень]]. Он убивает пиршельцев и не боится ничего.»'' — правильный перевод
* ''«По-моему, Halo довольно крут. но убивает прешильцев и не бояться ничего.»'' — адекватный перевод
* ''«Я думаю Хало милый крутой парень. Но убивает алиенсов и не есть боятся чего-либо.»'' — [[надмозг]]
* ''«Я думаю, что Halo является очень крутой парень. а убивает aleins и оленья кожа боится ничего.»'' — [[Гугл]]
* ''«Я думаю, что Ореол — довольно спокойный парень. а убивает aleins и doesnt испуганный чего-нибудь.»'' — [[Mail.ru|Мейл.сру]]
* ''«Я думаю, что Ореол — довольно прохладный парень. а убивает aleins и doesnt, боящийся чего — нибудь.»'' — imtranslator.net
* ''«Думаю, что Halo является довольно прохладно парня. а убивает aleins и не боятся ничего.»'' — [[Мутко|яндекс.транслейтор]].
* ''«Хало крут, а ты — задрот!»'' — [[Капитан Очевидность]]

== Фотожабы ==
А вы думали, что хороший годный винрар обойдется без графической адаптации? Вот уж йух. В скором времени после успеха копипастинга появилось именно то, что вы подумали.

По первой же из фотожаб были установлены стандарты написания и, соответственно, [[exploitable]] edition. Изначальный канон о невозможности упоминания имени героя претерпел изменения в качестве снятия оного. Само же имя принято писать крупным красным шрифтом.

== I think gallery is a pretty cool guy. eh has pictuers and doesnt afraid of anything ==
<gallery>
Файл:Coolguyhalo.jpg|[[Oh, exploitable]]!
Файл:Coolguyanhero.jpg|[[An hero]]
Файл:Coolguybridget.jpg|[[Бриджет]]
Файл:Cool Guy Sandwich Chef.png|[[Sandwich Chef]]
Файл:Prettycoolguypresident.jpg|[[Обама]]
Файл:Lesbianprettycoolguy.jpg|[[Косплееры-лесбиянки]]
Файл:CoolguyJesus.jpg|[[Иисус]]
Файл:Coolguyhalo11.jpg|[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]]
</gallery>

== См. также ==
* [[EFG]]
* [[I accidentally X]]
* [[4chan]]
* [[DOOM: Repercussions of Evil]]
* [[Crusis]]

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